Grand Valley State University

A liberal arts college located in Allendale, MI. Grand Valley carries the 2nd lowest acceptance rate in the State of Michigan. Most who do not get accepted wind up at colleges such as Michigan State University or glorified community colleges such as Western or Central. Known for the athletics, Grand Valley beat the living shit out of over-rated Michigan State in basketball in 2007. Grand Valley also is able to fill an entire building with National Championships. To fit in, a student must own a Sigg water bottle, a North Face jacket, and a sense of being better than everyone that does not go to GVSU. Most graduates are placed in positions where they manage graduates of Michigan State, Western, and Central.

Student 1: Damn, I didn't get in to Grand Valley State University.
Student 2: Its all good, we got in to State!
Student 1: ...but I didn't want to be a janitor...
Student 2: Then go to Western and be unemployable.

Grand Valley State University by Drew Neitzel August 18, 2009

the university of findlay 

A university that sucks you in with a really nice looking campus then ass rapes you with high tuition, crappy class choices, and poor learning experiences.

I went to the university of findlay and the only thing I learned was how to waste my money!

the university of findlay by Jakob L April 10, 2008

Ohio University 

A school in Southeastern, Ohio known better for partying than studying. Holds the largest Halloween party in the U.S. annually. Also the creator of the Number festivals (currently approaching 6fest) which was copied by rival Miami U. Has one of the best journalism schools in the mid-west. OU is a laid-back liberal campus where you don't have to wear a button-down shirt and plaid shorts everywhere you walk (like at Miami).

Ohio University is a drinking school with a football problem

Ohio University by MC17 August 17, 2008

Miami University 

A public ivy league school in Ohio with a lot of white snobbish rich people located in Oxford, Ohio that's more than 120 years older than the University of Miami, Florida.

There are some amazingly gorgeous women that goto that school. Dress code there is monogrammed J.Crew with gears wearing pearls and pink popped collars.

The campus is one of the most beautiful in the nation.

I'm goin' to Miami University, Miami of Ohio dawg!

Miami University by Miami Univ. is in Ohio damnit! January 15, 2005

Duquesne University Internet 

1.) a computer network sub-par to those in parts of Africa.

2.) Unable to perform basic tasks; such as load a web page.

3.) YouTube.....forget it.

4.) Can only be used between the hours of 2-6 A.M.

I got "Duquesned" by Duquesne University Internet

Duquesne University Internet by Here We Go1 January 28, 2011

american university

Medium-sized urban private university in Washington, DC that is made up of SJWs, smelly hipsters, hot sorority girls, stoners, great minds, annoying political wonks, and frat stars that punch cops and get charged $250,000 for 110 counts of underage drinking.

"Wow! American University is such a lame school!"
"You're wrong. AU is the hot, fun, and wild one of the DC Three."

american university by anaisradical July 31, 2016

University of South Florida 

The premiere institution of higher education in the state of Florida, USF is home to the Bulls. Regarded as one of the top three flagship universities in Florida by definition of State Congress (the others being FSU and UF), no other school in the nation has obtained such accelerated acclaim in both the academic and athletic arena.

The Bulls' football program is relatively new. This, however, has not stopped the Bulls from defeating the Seminoles (FSU) and the Hurricanes (UM). Due to the Bulls' accomplishments, they are often referred to as the fourth member of the "Big Three" in the state of Florida.

Unlike other schools that are often located in the middle of nowhere, USF is a metropolitan university. Besides the amazing parties, students also enjoy Ybor City's clubs and bars, the Busch Gardens theme park, Clearwater and St. Petersburg's world famous beaches, and shopping at the International Plaza and downtown Tampa.

Unlike UF, USF prefers not to have bandwagon fans (people who wear a school's gear without having any affiliation or relation to the school, such as they are not a student or have friends or family who go there). Our gear is sacred and respected. We let the hicks and pretenders wear UF gear.

The University of South Florida (USF) is what every potential student looks for in a school. All of its students engage in top-of-the-line research and earn degrees that are respected internationally. The school's young age provides the opportunity for its students to take part of real history, instead of looking at hallways filled with old dead people's portraits like they do at FSU and UF.

University of South Florida by College Review January 4, 2011