Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.

Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.

by Bunsdads June 5, 2019

Typewriter

When you're bored AF so you go to the local Zoo and start mowing down animals with your guns

Guy 1: I heard there was a SWAT team at the zoo earlier?
Guy 2: you didn't hear? Gary lost his shit and went full typewriter earlier!
Guy 1: damn! I knew he was bored, but I didn't know he was THAT bored!

by GaryBoy420 June 27, 2019

type-pal

How are you. What are you up to. Hows life. Gotten a bit better recently. Here for you. Always. If you let me I'll be your friend for life. I'd even take care of your grave if you die before me.
🖤

The pen-pal has been replaced by the type-pal.

by Krkič July 13, 2019

Type 12

Type 12 is like when you push the button for sprite on the soda fountain but only water comes out

"What's wrong with you?"
"Type 12."

by Frogtogger43 September 23, 2019

Tapes

Adjective. Something that is not very good (its shit)

This football game is tapes. I'd rather shove a pineapple up my arse. Tapes.

by Toonkiwi March 7, 2020

type the pipe

mean to type so much in a girl dms shell let you smash the booty tooty fruit any time it mean to shoot yo shoot with a girl very well

damn girl can i type the pipe because that ass fat and you fine

by saysfuck.shit May 3, 2020

Typelexia

Like dyslexia but except not being able to read, you can’t type.

“Did yuo do the hmomewkork”
“Dude I think you have typelexia”

by diggity777 May 17, 2020