Johnny on the Twat

When a woman uses the urinal in a portable toilet rather than sitting on the fecal-filled black hole of death.

This brave act takes great dexterity - is not recommended for women over 300 pounds and should be attempted for urinating only as feces may cause clogging of said urinal

Anybody know where the bathroom is?

Yeah, see that blue thing over there...it's a Johnny on the Twat

by Exsalad January 4, 2010

cum guzzling twat loaf

Shane.

I can't believe I dated that cum guzzling twat loaf.

by Shane.Hater.4life July 9, 2011

Cumguzzle my twat

To jizz in a vagina and then motorboat it until the jizz reaches a boiling point.

Dylan knows how to cumguzzle my twat. I mean, he IS a pro.

by thisbitchiscrayasshit October 23, 2012

First World Twat

A person who genuinely and seriously calls out somebody's legitimate complaint as a first world problem as a means of trivialising them and their complaint, usually to obtain a smug sense of moral superiority because of how 'in touch' they are with the 'plight of the underprivileged'.

Dave: "Great, my air conditioner just died in the middle of a heatwave! This sucks."

Twat: "This is such a first world problem. At least you have a house and clothes, and perpetual access to the internet on your smartphone to make these status updates."

Dave: "Don't be such a first world twat."

by Cult Kitten January 17, 2014

Twatcher

Someone who is on twitter following a whole lot of people. Never tweets anything but watching watever body else is saying cause they dont have no life.

If you twatchin, this tweet is for you twatcher!

by Dezjae05 September 8, 2010

twat waffel

the best word combo ever.
1)it can be used as a greeting

2)a way of describing someone annoying or you dont like

3) a member of EPMPLS (eat pussy minneapolis)

1)mark: travis you twat waffel whats up?!

2) dammit mike you little frecklenutted twat waffle shut the hell up

by Steffan ABney January 24, 2008

putty-twat

A person who will not comply with what is asked of him. They sometimes pour out their beer when nobody is watching because they are drunk after 3. This person usually exhibits little-man syndrome and can never seem to hook up with a woman under the age of 13. They will never make it past 12:00am.

Brandon Tudor is a putty-twat.

by 6765 DP April 11, 2007