death by tweet

When you tweet something that will kill you.

Today we saw the president committing death by tweet.

by Nate Moe November 15, 2019

make my teeth itch

This is a term that is used to describe when someone or something is so offensive or foul that they make your teeth itch. Would be similar to someone making your skin crawl. Only worse. If you don’t think this is a real saying then you’re making my teeth itch.

Hey Dave, did you see that announcement Boris Johnson made about the party at Downing Street?

“That cunt does nothing but make my teeth itch every time he opens his mouth…”

by LittleBARON February 11, 2022

teethslapper

to smack the shit out of someone texan style

nick is a total teethslapper

by greg January 20, 2004

Teeth Whitening

When a girl gives you a blow job, when you cum you make it so that you cover her teeth, making them nice and white

i gave that bitty a nice teeth whitening

by jesusmotherfuckingchristt May 20, 2010

tweeter

It's a bird with a mask. He hops. Try to get on top of his head.

Hates most vegetables and fruits.
Cannot fly, despite having wings.
Known to live extremly long lifetimes.
Extremely rare in the wild.

Holy shit I just got my ass hopped to death by a TWEETER!

by Saint Tweeter May 26, 2004

summer teeth

A girl missing some of her teeth.

Some are over here and some are over there.

Did you meet the new girl, Summer Teeth? Man, I could kick a field goal through the big-ass gap in her grill.

see: snaggletooth tiger

by N Jacobs July 14, 2004

tweeter

a rolled and folded peice of paper that is shot from a rubberband at high speeds leaves welts they hurt!

dang! that tweeter left a welt

by slm2nun March 5, 2005