Turd

A turd is a person who is similiar to a nerd no ass getting cunnus. Usually he or she goes out and either stands around and stares at people like a serial killer or does vey uncool things.

Kevin was at a party and was dancing like a turd trying to break dance YESSSSSSSSSS.

by VIGOROUS JONESY January 9, 2008

turd burgerler

someone that steals turd from an anus or a toilet.

i didnt get a toy in my turd burgerler meal.

by derek pierce June 22, 2004

Turd Bugular

Someone that tries to break into the bathroom stall while you are dropping off the kids at the pool.

I was taking a peaceful dump until that turd bugular came in and ruined it.

by SammyJD April 24, 2006

turd burgler

Often used by Aussies to denote a Poof.

Hey Ricardo, you really got your shit pushed in by that Turd Burgler at Ripples last nite!

by Samhain_Knight July 27, 2004

turd curtain

The flap of skin protecting the Hershey Highway

You must part the turd curtain in order to get to the meaty center of the Hershey Highway.

by Ralf April 29, 2004

Turd Snapper

It's where you take a dump and then use your camera phone to take a picture of the dump and send it to friends. Usually with the title "check out my new camera phone".

Take dump, take picture of dump, send to friends, consider yourself a turd snapper.

by Sean Warren March 28, 2008

Turd Nipple

That little tip at the top of some poop mounds you see outside. Commonly used as an insult.

Get away from me turd nipple.

by Travis October 1, 2003