Wank-Toss

A word used to show the emotion of "I 100% cannot be fucked with this!"

Josh: " Say Tom, isn't that your girlfriend kissing that guy with one leg? "

Tom " Wank-Toss "

by Simpsy April 16, 2008

Mongoose tossing

When an Amy or any other cunty lass dont shave their box for months. Once they reach the pinnacle they are rewardef with dog clippers and a drink. As they shave the hair off in rows the thick clumps resemble a mongoose being tossed. Same time when they get clipper bite their leg hits medicine cabinet it makes a rattling sound that could be confussed for RIKI TIKI TAVI.

Dude when Amy goes mongoose tossing its a blessing. Her twat follicles are like little metal springs.

by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023

tossing a desert salad

Eating out a sweaty ass.

You like tossing a desert salad?

Nah, dawg, too hot and sweaty.

by massive_schlong August 13, 2018

tossed

When you can no longer deal with a situation, so you emotionally yeet yourself from caring and trying to process it.

Wendy: Are you going home for Thanksgiving?
Barb: Probably not. Most of my no-science knowing family never got vaccinated. I’m done trying to educate them though, they’ve got me tossed.

by Misiubear August 28, 2021

Toss Nut

Arrogant person who is also one can short of a six pack or idiot

Fred is such a toss nut

by Deza_82 October 27, 2021

tossing your own pancake

Another term for female masturbation

Person 1 : "I studied really hard last night"

Person 2: " No I bet you were just tossing your own pancake"

Person 1: " Yeah you're probably right"

by GetRekt69M8 June 10, 2016

Tree Toss

When you return home from school on winter break and break-up with you significant other.

Erin is totally giving Ben the tree toss!

by Constance Burnheart July 28, 2011