tooterals

The pronunciation error of tutorials from the softonic video, popularized by vargskelethor.

...as well as screenshots, and video tooterals!

by whenthathomebrewhits November 12, 2019

tuba tooter

The act of the offspring of a Vietnamese and an Arabic couple shitting in a tuba before a parade or sporting event.

We can't leave the game yet. We just gave the band a tuba tooter for the half time show.

by Giant $weaty $hlong September 19, 2010

zoot and toot

Using the bathroom whilst under the effects of marijuana.

John: Aye where's my nigga Timmy?
Steven: Timmy's taking a shit rn, my nigga's zooted !
Timmy: I'm good, I'm just taking a zoot and toot

by veJ eZaF March 3, 2018

Toot Toot

When a person knowingly talks good about their selves in front of people to show off or look like the better person. This is followed by someone saying "Toot Toot" and gesturing with their arm in a downward motion as if the arrogant talker is tooting their own horn.

Oscar: Hey Jason, would you like to play a friendly game of Ping Pong?

Jason: Oh hell yeah dude! I'm so bad ass at Ping Pong, I used to be on a professional team and travel all over the world for tournaments. get ready to get you ass handed to you!

Oscar: Toot Toot ( arm moving up and down like you're trying to get a semi truck to honk the horn )

by MoparOscar December 9, 2009

toot goop

The disgusting, smelly residue left over after a long day of farting on the anus and inner buttcheeks. Aside from the wet feeling, usually is not made apparent until the buttcheeks are spread, releasing the smell. Also can be caused by poor wiping.

"Oh man, I was pounding this broad from the bar and my toot goop was making this hideous smell. I can't believe she didn't smell it!"

by H&N Industries March 14, 2009

Tunisian Toothpaste

Also known as the Henry Winkler, while perspiring from ones scrotum the hand is used to wipe away "ball cheese." Then the hand is inserted into the unsuspecting mouth for oral cleansing. This is said to be a common dental practice in Tunisia. It is also rumored to be a good source of flouride.

Kip was being obnoxious by chewing with his mouth open so I gave him some Tunisian Toothpaste . Now he minds his manners at the dinner table.

by tpatora November 1, 2007

toothpaste

Squeezing a penis to coax out residual semen after an ejaculation.

Bitch wipe my nuts clean and don't forget to toothpaste.

by Rumplednutsk1n September 13, 2016