broken tool

Someone who will do whatever you ask them to do (a tool), but they always end up doing the wrong thing.

Christine is such a broken tool. I asked her to get the metronome, but she got me a banana instead.

by Straemer October 5, 2007

stair tool

Metal tool that is about three inches wide and looks like a chizel. Used to crease carpet under the nose of a step and at the bottom of the raiser before tacking the carpet down with a staple gun. Often used with a hammer to crease thicker carpets. Also used to tuck edges of the carpet under the base-board during carpet installations in rooms.

carpet installer 1: "pass me the stair tool so I can start on the stairs."

carpet installer 2: "Que? No comprendo, como se dice en espanol?"

by Bored Soldier April 8, 2009

Powerhungry tool

A person who acts as if he is better than someone else and abuses power, namely the banhammer.

Dan: I'm 1337, bitch.
Tracy: You powerhungry Tool.

by Jesus Compablanca February 10, 2010

Hand Tool

A person who is a tool but is generally a substandard one. Similar to the concept of a gump.

That guy is such a hand tool.

by Naked Penguin March 30, 2010

Tumblr Tool

People who believe everything on the internet originated from Tumblr.

Chelsey Hines is a Tumblr Tool.

by Maggothair August 31, 2013

thunder tool

Sticking a long metal pole, that was recently struck by lightning, down either your dick hole or a vag.

“Please let me stick a thunder tool down your great divide?”

by Lkot December 21, 2017

you toobs

a very cringy boomer term that basically means a video on youtube. the correct way to say it: "i watched a video" instead of "i watched a you toob"

hey kiddo, watching some you toobs?

by Lil barnacles #1 fan October 30, 2021