Body Snake

A mowel movement of immense size and girt usually involving a large amount of pride and sense of accomplishment.

Pooper - “Dude! I just let loose a body snake of a life time.”

Friend - “ Holyshit! That must weigh 10 pounds. What did you eat?!?!”

by Mad Shitter October 20, 2018

traitor snake

A man who beats his girlfriend, or the act of pouring Hot Grease on your penis.

You're a Traitor Snake!

by Countryslayer August 12, 2023

Hitting Snakes

The art of masturbating usually performed in the shower

Boy 1. How was your Shower?
Boy 2. Iwas hitting snakes! it was mean :)

by Henzzzzzzzzzzz August 15, 2012

Soak the Snake

When you leave your penis in a woman’s vagina, but don’t move. You soak.

Alternatively, the way Mormons circumvent the prohibition on pre-marital sex.

She let me soak the snake for five hours last night, I thought I was in a sensory depravation tank. Just spit on it my dude.

by Taint long June 1, 2019

frog snake

"They are bad because they jump out of mars and hit you in the back of the kneecap with a sandwhich"

"watch out for frog snakes

by mccarth14 May 5, 2018

Fame Snake

A famous person who uses others to their advantage and lies to get what they want. Never trust these fake-ass snakes, their fame let's them get away with horrible things. These people are master manipulators and play with people's emotions to make themselves look better. 9 out of 10 celebrities are fame snakes, so be careful what you read. The only way to stop them is to stalk them and use that evidence in court.

Girl 1: Hey, did you hear that Shane dawson is a sick fûck Fame Snake and manipulated everyone?
Girl 2: No, that's terrible!
Girl 1: Well, it's true.
Girl 2: *unsubscribes from Shane*

by Local_eldritch_gryphon April 23, 2021

ornamental snake

A man's penis that is meant to be admired from afar for either its size, beauty or both. Not to be touched at any cost.

As Ruth entered the dimly lit bar she at once got the overpowering notion that this was a place where the ornamental snake thrived.....

by Marteau December 14, 2015