Chair man

A Chair man likes to be sat on. He also has an 11-inch penis that goes inside you when you sit on him.
He likes to have children on him and is the father of 105 babies.
The Chair man wants you to sit on him.
Stop acting like the Chair man.
by MoeyFan1 November 23, 2022
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Lord of Chairs

Almost no resistance, for I am Lord of Chairs
by SLB2 November 20, 2010
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it’s a chair, wdym?

when someone is sitting on another’s lap, but swears they are sharing the chair.
A: Dude, is she sitting on your lap?
B: It’s a chair, wdym?
by rebecca the hottie December 29, 2017
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TLV Social Chair

The TLV Social Chair is responsible for planning and executing social gathering opportunities in Tel Aviv. Other key responsibilities include:

1. Encouraging engagement among all members by bringing them together for a meaningful purpose
2. Organizing social meet-ups and always ensuring everyone is having a good time
3. Becoming an active member of the Tel Aviv community
4. Working with the rest of the community to ensure that social opportunities are always being planned
5. Promoting social events, nightlife, restaurants, etc.
Be prepared for mingling, hangovers, and questionable decisions - after all, the TLV Social Chair never lets a little thing like responsibility get in the way of a good time
by tlvsocialchair December 16, 2022
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The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.
The Krispy Kreme donuts do not meet the Chair standard.
by Athos2 November 10, 2021
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chair

a place to sit yo butt
imma throw a chair at yo fat face
by anonymous July 05, 2022
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chair weight

A guy named from Toronto who got canned for making LD calls out east and Toronto, and found every avenue to not do his job
"This guy knows how to do nothing effectively" what a chair weight!!
by bannercracker November 22, 2010
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