Vanity Shits

A case of diarrhoea so bad, it enables you to fit into clothes you haven't worn in years.

"I got food poisoning at the weekend; upside was I can fit into my skinny jeans again! Best case of vanity shits ever!"

by MagpieDreams May 28, 2015

Brain shit

what if you did something so dumb that you can’t even consider it a brain fart?
BRAIN SHIT

elder has alot of brain shit

by Elder gryphon July 10, 2020

Cig Shit

The Urge to take a shit during or after the smoking of a cigarette.

Dude, I just took the biggest cig shit of my life!

by Fletch703 February 4, 2010

shit hydrant

Adjective - a bad situation that is becoming worse

Example: "Not only did I get fired but my wife left me. This day has been a total shit hydrant."

by Ryo-FFXIV November 11, 2013

Shit Multiplier

The number by which something is multiplied when prefaced with "shit". This is typically somewhere between 1.5x - 2x. However, many interpretations have placed the shit multiplier as high as 20x.

"Whoa, that is a shit ton of shit." "What shit multiplier are you applying to that shit?"

by dwreckmi October 31, 2014

lemon shit

when a shit burns your ass

oh fuck me that burnt, i just had a lemon shit

by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018

Poof of shit

1. Fart, passing gas, flatulence.

2. Smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.

3. Angelic music being played from your bum hole.

Person 1 "Do you smell that? Gah, did you fart? It smells awful!"

Person 2 "No" Busts out laughing because their lying and can't keep a straight face. While laughing they let out another fart.

Person 1 "Eww, you farted again! I can feel it on my face! It's like a poof of shit man!"

by Beeboobop October 22, 2012