Flu Tire

A typo for "picture"; An ailed car part.

Hey guys, can you go like my flu tire on Instagram?
I need to go to the mechanic because of my flu tire.

by asajfkl June 28, 2022

deliciously tired

The point of exhaustion when sleep is so enticing it's delicious

What an exhausting day, I'm deliciously tired.

by kittypurry October 16, 2022

too tired to sleep

Me right now, why do you think i am wirting this? Its when you are on your phone or reading a book and you are too tired to put it down so you just continue becoming more and more tired

Me:its 2:55Am! I need sleep but...i am too tired to sleep

by You_are_fool October 22, 2022

Shower tired

Shower tired is when you don’t want to do shit, but you still take a shower. After your shower, you feel like “damn that was a lot of effort. Now I definitely don’t want to do shit.”

I can’t right now because I’m shower tired.

by Photogal November 10, 2022

Dirty Thure

When she squirts in your anus and you proceed to feed it to your dog

I gave my dog a dirty thure yesterday.

by gandolf merlin February 19, 2023

italian tired

euphamism meaning high; when italians get tired their eyes get red

My buddy Johnny is always italian tired, but he never gets caught cuz of those italian eyes

by italian~ice March 1, 2023

three tiered shit dyke

A "three tiered shit dyke" is a group of 3 people growing more insufferable each person, commonly creating chaos and unfairness around them.

Hey man I need some god damn help I'm caught in the middle of a three tiered shit dyke

by Dickfrigate April 6, 2023