slug monkey

A theoretical state of being lubricated/greased so much that you look like a slug had a monkey's babies. It's also a term for a gay person. Because they always use too much lube.

"I'm gonna grease you up like a slug monkey and throw you down a barrel" *read in thick southern accent*

by slugmonkey2 February 13, 2014

mag monkey

When a black person uses an excessively high-capacity magazine or drum magazine on their EDC handgun.

A mag monkey hates derringers.

by AnonDoxy May 3, 2023

Monkeys and Bananas

A term used for if the public believes two or more things go together well, but in reality they were forced to be that way. This is due to the fact that monkeys don't live where bananas grow, because they don't live in their mouthes when many people believe monkeys love eating bananas

People seem to just absolutely love anything if there's bacon in/on it, it's like Monkeys and Bananas

by I Make Perfect Sense August 21, 2017

The monkey guts

Another word for Spaghetti

Cheetawolf: This is: The Beatles, The monkey guts... And the alien entrails

by ♥🗺☠ June 29, 2021

Platinum monkey

A platinum monkey is referring to the best pussy you'll ever get. Tight, soft, perfection.

"It don't stay platinum by being a hoe!"

Be careful with a platinum monkey...it will make you fall in love!

by Jnwrolin1019 May 4, 2016

Monkey Bashes

A fighting technique that involves using downwards smashing with the side of the fist like a monkey would.

Michael:”He beat that kid up”
John:”Those monkey bashes were dangerous”

by YungBritish February 8, 2019

Fucked Monkey

A person in a situation where there is no foreseeable way out.
Being in a whole lot of trouble.

1."Wow Ray got caught with 12 kilos of coke in his luggage, and is going away for 40 years?"
"Yeah, hes one Fucked Monkey."
2."You didn't study for the test,it's 60%of the grade,your a fucked monkey!"

by balls1888 April 28, 2010