by anonymous October 19, 2021

A man named Dave who secretly wants to be a woman, brought on by the feelings of seeing his doppelganger of the opposite sex (Megan). Combination of the name Dave and Megan.
by -Wilf- September 24, 2021

A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.
by Mathsbot November 4, 2021

The act of or ability to talk at a low volume and constant tone without anyone being aware that you are talking. Usually in a rambling fashion whilst being on a slant or becoming more slanty.
The more drunk Kelly became last night the more she started daving.
Or
'Kelly was really daving last night.
Or
'Kelly was really daving last night.
by Wellwellwellhotsailourboy February 23, 2014

(n) pronounced Stee-Ming Day-veh: it is a room temperature Apple juice ran through a steamer. It is similar to a cider.
by Grover12345 August 17, 2016

Someone who you call for help. A person that wants to solve your problems. Usually a Karen's counterpart.
"Dave, get over here and help me out" said to someone not named Dave.
Did you hear that Karen complaining, and that Dave beside here trying to solve all her problems and calm her down.
"Step up Dave" Said to someone that needs to do something for them self.
Did you hear that Karen complaining, and that Dave beside here trying to solve all her problems and calm her down.
"Step up Dave" Said to someone that needs to do something for them self.
by StepOFFGeorge32 November 3, 2021
