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Sad Clown

The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.
I'm stressed out. I could really go for a sad clown tonight.
by Mr. Rotten Treats July 20, 2009
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Cholla clown

Any girl or woman of Mexican heritage, who has either shaved or plucked their eyebrows, and has re-drawn them back on, usually way too high to appear normal, as two half circles over their eyes in the middle of their foreheads (like clowns). They usually are obese, loud, think they are hot, and dress like skanks and are always ready to fight.
Hey Trent, let's go in that mexican bar and pick up some spicy mexi-babes.
Dude, you must be drunk to think there are anything but chollos and cholla clowns in there.
by TachiMark April 10, 2008
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Clown Face

The act of busting around a girls mouth and punching her in the face as to give her a white mouth and a red nose.
Gave that ho a clown face!
by Jake May 21, 2004
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Clown beater

Joey: jeez, alex is such a clown beater
Riley: ikr its kinda gross
by Whatthefydge November 17, 2019
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poohs clown

The art of applying clown make-up using ones faeces
"He makes a good poohs clown, dont ya think?"
by envenom August 4, 2007
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Clown Jacked

To have something destroyed or damaged by a person who isn't qualified or educated in the repair process of a particular object or item.
I gave my laptop to my buddy to fix and I got clown jacked! Now it runs worse than ever!
by JAG1273 March 14, 2012
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Clown Dyke

A fat obnoxious female know it all that lacks self awareness and shame. By attitude and features should be dressed in a clown suit.
Wow, Rosie O’Donnell is a real clown dyke.
by Onevoguer December 26, 2020
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