teacher

An unsuccessful person who tries to teach others how to be successful. People who are teachers are usually people who wanted to chase their dream and be successful in life but failed and had to be a teacher instead.
Our teacher is so dumb and almost everybody in our class is smarter than her.
by Squid Kid [twtx] December 18, 2020
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teacher fucker

A person who fucks her teacher to get a better grade
by RatmanINC. February 20, 2024
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a trait, carried by most English teachers, that requires over analyzing something in an attempt to feel intellectually superior, or to find a deeper meaning than is necessary.
the teacher said “the walls are blue to symbolize the rising depression in the household”, and the author quickly replied, “no, the walls are painted blue” this is an example of English teacher mentality syndrome
by The dark lord herman March 10, 2023
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teacher friend

Similar to a best-friend or girl/boyfriend, a teacher friend is the teacher in the student/teacher bond where the teacher is the student's favorite teacher of all time and the student is the teacher's favorite student of all time.
I had lunch with my teacher friend on Wednesday, where we discussed what she will teach in the fall.
by Calc64 March 19, 2023
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French Teacher

The French teacher is one of the best teachers, one of the bois who you can make jokes with, unfortunately, they teach French which is unobjectively the WORST subject.
what do we have next? French, with the good French Teacher, I love them but I hate French
by Gog403 May 27, 2023
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When a struggling sports team fires their coach, and a new coach comes in and the team initially does really well.

Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.

The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.
Boris: Oh fuck, you see how the new coach has turned this team around. I told you the old guy sucked.

Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.

3 months later.....

Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.

Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
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teacher-ish

an adjective used to describe a teacher that gives too much work and doesn't actually teach you anything.
Wow, Mr Rick is very teacher-ish with his math class.
by JOKER RAMSAy October 18, 2017
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