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Text-Pecked

When your wife or girlfriend constantly texts to nag you about stuff.
Wow, look at Bob, he sure is text-pecked. His wife is always texting him about something!

Her - I need eggs!
Her - Did you...
Her - Where are you!???
Her - When are you going to....
Her - I want Ice-cream.
Her - Hello?
Her - Are you there?
Her - Come home now!
Her - Bring food I like.
by Chingatch September 19, 2012
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tenty-ten

An exclamation used when trying to achieve a goal, you not only fail but, wind up with something completely different.
I was trying to make a bowl of cereal and wound up with a burrito. Well, tenty-ten!
by Onowayday September 13, 2017
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text-dumb

You call someone text-dumb when they speak with you just fine IRL but they are abnormally mute while texting; hardly opening up at all. They have a difficult time expressing their thoughts in text.
Man, I talk to this one girl and I talk quite a lot about random things in college but whenever I text her it's like she can't speak at all! I think she is text-dumb.
by Xicor17 August 9, 2020
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slower text

after you send a text to a friend the friend takes hours to respond after responding to the text you are so confused what you texted them in the first place
I texted u an hour ago you are such a slower text
by mb ride October 27, 2009
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Scorpion text

A text message requesting a person's presence, but done in the vein of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. The text only says, "GET OVER HERE!" and is always in all caps to add the emphasis.
Text message from a friend: GET OVER HERE!

Person receiving the text: I just got the Scorpion text, I better meet up with my friend right now before I become TOASTY!
by R-Fo June 13, 2010
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Pep Text

A motivational text.
I was super unmotivated after my shitty bonus but a pep text from Amy helped me get my ass back to work on Monday morning.
by Jellman April 26, 2010
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Christmass text

The very generic sounding text message you receive Christmas day, sometimes from people you forgot you had in your phone.
New Message:

From: Jenna

"Merry Christmas!"

From: Ben

"Have a good Xmas!!!"

ugh, I just got like 5 Christmass texts
by and by January 5, 2011
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