Six Million Dollar Text

Texting with only one eye because you are so drunk, that you can't read your cellphone screen with both eyes.

Guy #1: "Where were just at bro?"

Guy #2: "I was outside in the back alley yukin' everywhere, tryin to send out a six million dollar text for my girl to come get me."

by thinair421 April 16, 2010

texican't

a grossly over-weight Texan with a thick southern drawl, a rifle in his hand, and a bible that he believes every word of yet hasn't read a word of.......he tends to like to go to war, hate homosexuals, demean women, commit verbal hate crimes, and complain about what the queers are doing to the soil.

that god damn texican't is at it again.

you are so dumb you must be a texican't.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

text

verb - to have a conversation with someone only in text messaging

"Have you talked to Scotty lately?"
"Yeah, we had text last night"

by pumpkinbelly March 6, 2005

text

typed words cellular to cellular.

I text you yesterday to tell you I was done.

by khorrati July 13, 2012

text mixed messaging

A. when the true meaning of a text message is lost because they are using an iPhone touch screen, short cuts or auto-text, resulting in the recipeints confusion or utter bafflement.

a: trn for bow
b: huh?

once again she falls victim to text mixed messaging via his iPhone touch screen when he texts her about meeting later

by rose saylavie August 12, 2009

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by Baby Gurl Harder August 11, 2019

Text back

Some word foreigners use no female in America knows what this is or how to do it;its a unknown language

Dude:aye text back
Her: im not a foreigner

by @Yoniggasfl February 5, 2017