techfactation

Technology-related affectation.

1. the act of taking on or displaying a technology aptitude or attitude not natural to oneself, one's position, one's education or not genuinely felt.

2. pretending you're smarter than you really are when it comes to anything computer-related.

3. blindly plugging and loving Apple products

4. talking about SCSI hard drive drivers on your facebook posts

If your facebook status is, "Frustration is... trying to install Windows 7 on a 2004 Dell PC"

then you're guilty of committing a techfactation.

by weneedanabacus April 22, 2011

tech

A short term for a guitar tech, drum tech, bass tech, etc. The person who is in charge of tuning the musicians instrument, taking care of it, perhaps operating remote pedals, and so on. The musicians right hand man, when it comes to their gear...basically a step above the average roadie.

John, the guitar players tech, handed him a new guitar inbetween songs.

by M1Tgr July 6, 2011

Tech-Vegan

Someone who goes out of his/her way to support open-source software, and would never use proprietary technology if he/she has the option not to.

"Hey, did you hear back from Tim?"
"No, he's a tech-vegan and uses a hacked Android phone that only supports 2G."

by Funkyfunkguy February 20, 2018

Teched

"Teched" :

"I got teched": getting screwed or fucked over due to a technology device or technology software not working properly.

Example: "Peter got teched when he spent all morning trying to reset his email and was late for work; he kept getting messages saying (try again later)"

I got teched this morning and was late for work!

by Pedrosride April 26, 2019

Drunk Teching

while drunk, sending out emails, drunk dials, Facebooking, texting, and uploading crazy pics, all from your smartphone.

Better keep your phone in the car before you hit the bar, You don't wanna do any drunk teching tonite.

by JuicedupGeek August 4, 2010

New Tech High

A school next to a church where all the students are gay as fuck

Bro u go to New Tech High?? That school is full of fucking FAGS

by the oncelor September 12, 2021

Georgia Tech

An educational institute founded shortly after the American civil war in Atlanta. Founded around 1885, Georgia Tech embodies everything bad about education - and probably always has. Their "faculty" (especially engineering professors) consists of people who lack actual genius and therefore live to crush anybody else's happiness or enjoyment of learning. Seriously. Most of their actual talent does research and works in a skyscraper called "GTRI" or "Georgia Tech Research Institute". It is 5km from campus. Those sorry individuals who were dim witted, mean, or just devoid of positive attributes are forced to teach engineering to undergraduates. And they make them suffer because they themselves can not accept the fact that they will never be an Einstein, Bohr, etc. Georgia Tech is embodied by "three pillars" of hatred, apathy, and a wanton disregard for actual learning. If you love a subject then remember "GT": *Go *To a different school!

If Albert Einstein had studied at Georgia Tech, he would have hated physics.
I started my studies at Georgia Tech a bright and optimistic student, and I left a broken chain-smoker.
Georgia Tech has really sent education in the south east back fifty or sixty years.

by JakeHess2718 March 24, 2022