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Holy Toledo

A phrase coined by gangsters and bootleggers in the 1920's. Due to Toledo's convenient location (Lake Erie Shore, ~halfway Chicago/Cleveland and ~a hour south of Detroit) it became the save haven for prohibition criminals after completing jobs in the larger cities previously mentions. A large portion of the crime in those cities was organized in Toledo. Toledo became known as the "Promised Land" to these mobsters, knowing they were in the clear once they made it back to Toledo. Hence the phrase Holy Toledo.
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Toilet Terrorist

A person engaging in planning and execution of heinous acts intended to destroy a public toilet. The goal is to take out as many people as possible.
My co-worker is a toilet terrorist because he left an IED (Improvised Explosive Dookie) in the toilet, preventing use of the bathroom for more than an hour. All that had attempted entry were tested for hazardous levels of exposure. Use of a sniffer is recommended to test toxicity levels.
by Happy_Days123 March 19, 2010
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toilet plunger

when you shit a hefty load in a chicks mouth, then proceed to jam it down her throat with your cock
man: holy shit bro, i had a raging hard on AND had to shit last night, so i gave some bitch a toilet plunger. Friend: sweet dude
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toilet trained

when a girl is deep throughting a cock and then she starts puking while still give you head haha
mery was gaggin on my wang and then i toilet trained her ass
by d moore March 3, 2004
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Female Toilet

A toilet for a female.
After drinking 4 cups of coffee, Lynn used Jeff as a Human Toilet. Jeff almost choked, but he survived.
by Douglas February 13, 2005
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toilet meat

An ample loaf that is left in the toilet. (Which deserves two flushes)
"Man, Whoever left the toilet meat in there needs to go back and flush!"
by Poopinspector#9 March 20, 2010
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tooled

Very drunk and/or intoxicated.
We were out getting trashed and we all
got wasted but Johnny was especially tooled.
by Billy777 May 3, 2008
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