Tom Hank

An update for the 21st Century based on old Cockney rhyming slang. See Guy Ritchies 'Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'.

It rhymes with wank so can either be used to mean having a wank- or a Barclay's Bank in old Cockney rhyming slang. I'm just going for a quick Tom to relieve the stresses of the day.

Or it can mean something is not very good. As below

ME- 'Clarence did you see the Coldplay Concert last night?'

CLARENCE- 'Yeah, I did but it was a load of old Tom Hank from start to finish, basically as soon as the band started playing.'

by Mr R Spandit January 23, 2019

Tom Trickaries

The act involved in Tom foolaries

Dad-Yawl boys doin that Tom Foolaries today?
Son-No sir.not at all
Dad-Well i know good and well youns are.ya better take your Tom Trickaries summers else!

by danerdawg September 28, 2009

Doing A Tom

Managing to fuck up everything you do

He failed school and lost his job .... He's Doing A Tom

by Not a tom May 9, 2020

tom arne

Tom Arne is the meaning of someone who are scared of FirstPrice bottles

Tom Arne was hit by a Firstprice bottle and is scared for life.

by erot May 14, 2015

tom cruise

A person in denial; one who places money over integrity. SEE: closet homosexuals

"I can't understand why he won't come out of the closet- what a tom cruise"

by Lillylyd November 11, 2006

Tom Brady

patriots teachers pet quarterback that lost in the biggest game of his life to a team much less skilled. the patriots were 12 point favorites. also see "piece of shit."

-dude the patriots are so gay
-i know tom brady is such a douche bag
-he has no personality and is boring to watch

by cecil b February 16, 2008

Tom Cruise

Those poos that just refuse to come out.

Sorry I'm late boss. Had to let out a Tom Cruise.

by Blacksun666 July 6, 2010