harry o'potter

irish version of a certain idiotic wizard. uses a pint of guinness in place of a wand and a giant potato as a broomstick. more likely to want to play Scrabble or darts than quiditch.

"oh to be sure to be sure i'll play darts! quidditch? feck off ya weird bearded focker!"

by failure33object April 23, 2005

Harry Styles

harry fucking styles is a amazing and wonderful and half of the world is in love with his sneezing (cop harry)

oh damn its fucking harry styles

by bobthebuilderfan May 5, 2021

swagging harry

hes a homeless hobo who lives under a bridge he sucks and thinks hes strong when half the time he cant get out of bed

man hes such a swagging harry

by explodingwalecarcases September 24, 2019

Calvin Harris

When he met you in the summer, to his heartbeat sound. He fell in love. As the leaves turned brown.

"Calvin Harris looks like if an ai tried to make an Irishman"

by Rectangular Strawberry August 3, 2022

Harry Honda

A term for a man who provides free technical services (electronics, cars, carpentry, plumbing, home improvement, etc.) for a woman in the hopes of one day dating her. He is often seen pulling up to a woman's house in his Honda with his toolkit ready to help her out, hence the term. Harry Honda doesn't care though, in his mind performing acts of service is the only way to win a woman's affection.

That's the third time this week I've seen that Harry Honda guy parking in Stephanie's driveway. When is he going to learn she'll never date him, no matter how many times he fixes her plumbing?

by gg8rate March 1, 2022

harry potter

if you searched this your like me which is a harry potter fan

harry potter fan

by WhatToPut-? September 6, 2021

Morgan Harris

An absolutely stunning lad, with a jawline like a razor blade. any girl he interacts with struggles to control their sexual energy and usually instantly orgasm on sight of the mairy hairy himself. He strolls around gracefully, striking a smile to those who are blessed enough to pass his godly presence. his figure is that of greek god figures and any shirt he attempts to wear, rips amongst his gorgeous pecks. he can stop time at will and uses this ability to its absolute maximum, using it to completely destroy the minorities that stand before him. only one man has laid hands on Morgan Harris, that man instantly died upon the impact of his own fist, completely de-atomized without a chance to retaliate. Not much is known about the mairy hairy so i am afraid that this is all we have at this current moment in time.

holy shit, I walked around the corner and before i even set my eyes on him, i burst into an instant orgasm through the presence of Morgan Harris}

by caprisondude69420 September 21, 2019