thomas sucks

It refers to service so when you have no service or bad service you say aww i got "bad thomas" or "my thomas sucks" It origins from a verizon ad where he had service anywhere even a jungle but when you don't have it its because thomas sucks and is betraying you

dogg non of my apps are working my thomas sucks

by ur muum December 10, 2017

Thomas Taylor

A drunk sex guy who likes to beat children and supports fifa pack openings and fingers his gf

That drunk is a Thomas Taylor

by Adamulla water needer October 26, 2020

The Thomas Edison

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. Generally, you should wrap the light bulb in some sort of plastic wrap to ensure that if the bulb does break you don't lose your capacity to excrete permanently.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "The Thomas Edison...that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ August 28, 2008

thomas and alexia

thomas and Alexia are a great couple. there kind and loyal to each other. even though one of them might be a little shy they truly love each other or if they are in middle school or something they truly like each other. they have so much in common even tho at first they don't see it.

thomas and Alexia are so cute together. I think they will last forever

by lexi.girl December 15, 2017

Thomas & Friends

A TV show which stars a CGI-animated train with a face named Thomas, & his friends. It started in 1984, ended on January 20, 2021 which is the very second & same day that Joe Biden became the president when he said God.
2nd: An old TV show starring stop-motion trains with faces & the stop-motion model trains are now at Discover Thomas Exhibition in Thomas Land in Drayton Manor, UK. But more are sent to HARA model railway museum in japan.
3rd: A new revival of the original series starring 2D-animated characters, completely re-design.
4th: A series of books that you can read.

"A baby watched Thomas & Friends for 8 hours"

by JadenTheMoose June 15, 2021

Thomas Solakof

A gender confused member of the ape family, vaguely reminiscent of the Wookie from 'Star wars' by George Lucas.

A Thomas will often try and assault those around him if they are excelling in something he is incapable of, E.G soccer, conversation and sex.

Thomas's family tree is literally a straight line, he is descended from a Romanian pole dancer and a Somalian pirate, when the pirate died however, the pole dancer kept the family blood alive by having sex with her son, thus starting the family of inbreds, doubtless Thomas will soon be impregnated by his father and will continue the tradition.

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by The Llama Hunter July 6, 2010

thomas payne

A guy From a boy into a Man, that that has always "had it going on!". He is a general bad-ass in most aspects. Is somewhat godlike in bed. He also is very versatile. Wild Card. Definitely head-strong. Although it is difficult to earn his love, Thomas loves like people want and need to be loved. Especially when that person is the female version of equal if not much higher prowess. This "One Person" Is named "Makayla LeeAnn Wilson". Thomas loves her with all he has to love with!!! ❤️😍😘😛

Thomas Payne is the fucking man!!

by Redneck Romeo & Juliet July 5, 2017