touch pussy month

In the month of October, guys are allowed to touch another females pussy

Garry: its touch pussy month can I touch it
Sarah: oh yh, u have my permission

by Thomas the fuck machine October 2, 2019

Touching Spirit Bear

Beating someone so badly that they become mentally retarded

Guy 1: Did you hear that John is spreading rumors that you fucked him buck wild?
Guy 2: No, but the next time I see him I will touching spirit bear his ass.

by Dirty snatch February 7, 2017

stick touches the fire

during sex when the dudes cock gains, erm, entry...need I say anymore?

"did the stick touch the fire last nite?"
"you mean did they f*ck? For sure. She's a proper nympho!"

by chaz17 July 14, 2005

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

touching someone's shoulder

getting laid, especially underage.

a girl was touching someone's shoulder. what does it mean?

she was having sex with him.

by NEDM the amazing October 5, 2007

Anti-Midas Touch

Donald Trump

People that work with Trump always end up getting screwed or losing integrity. For a man who is loves gold he has the Anti-Midas touch!!

by 50 Spence October 23, 2017

go touch some grass

An expression used to tell someone to take off their rose coloured glasses, restrain their lustful urges and get control of their hormones.

Person 1: oh my gosh have you seen how sexy my crush is in his last post? God I’d love to suck those little toes of his and have his children 😍

Person 2: AYO WHAT? That was way outta pocket fam, go touch some grass and take a breather.

by Max Frampton December 13, 2021