Table-flu

Being A decent Human being rather than excusing your friends behavior and racist/ableist statements.

Andrew: Wow,Sangwoo caught the table-flu
Sangwoo: Its called being Respectful you Nut-Sack.

by Spucyweebsdiscordslander May 13, 2021

Table 11

The coolest lunch table You will ever see. The nicest people. Funniest jokes.everyone is friends

I wish I sat at table 11
Me too

by Dancergirl021606 May 13, 2018

Padded Table

A padded chair people use to store clothing and other misc. items. ie. chairdrobe

Damn bitch take your shit off my padded table and put it where it belongs.

I'm going to sit on my padded table.

by pyrocycle October 28, 2008

Cristmass Table

WHen your work, arrange a party around the Cristmass holiday. All of the employe dress up and drink untill their so wasted, that they do all sort of stupid things and try to hit on everything with a pulse.

I got a Cristmass Table tonigh, it will be awsome... maby i nail some of the girls from work.

by Monsterball November 22, 2005

table pour

Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.

“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”

by toastcowboy November 12, 2017

Table

A 4 legged object.

I like the yellow table.

by Chair4p May 5, 2022

crap table

Refers to any debris-cluttered horizontal-topped item of furniture normally used for dining, writing/drawing, repairing/constructing, etc.

You can often tell the difference between a bachelor-pad and a couple/family-apartment simply by glancing around to observe how stuff is arranged --- if there's a lady in the house, everything will generally be neat and orderly, whereas a guy who lives alone will likely have at least one crap table where the flotsam and jetsam of typical everyday single-dude existence tends to gravitate to and then never see the light of day for months... he simply tosses his randomly-acquired tidbits there because at the time the items seem too precious/possibly-useful to discard, but then when he eventually has to rummage through his "treasures" to find some solitary item he put there six months ago, he face-palmingly wonders why he ever held onto most of the crap in the first place (extra points if he thought to drag over a wastebasket before beginning his "attack" on the pile).

by QuacksO February 5, 2018