Fist Pumping Good

When something is so totally good that its awesomeness can only be expressed by clenching one's fingers, turning their wrist to face the body, and dropping the elbow and shoulder in a manner that exudes awesome.

Sometimes when performing said fist pump, you should alert others to the awesome you're about to hit them with.
Guy A: Yo, did you see that girl, she's smokin... Dayumn.
Guy B: She's (*pumps fist*) FIST PUMPING GOOD, HELL YEAH!

*note how B had to alert A of the fist pumping goodness*
by David Fier August 08, 2006
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2 pump chump

noun. 1) a male who prematurely ejaculates after 2 pumps to his penis
That 2 pump chump isn't very good in bed, he always leaves me unsatisfied.
by JosephD August 30, 2006
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2-Pump Shuffle

A 2-pump shuffle is a sexual act in which the male gets the female nude, then proceeds to enter his penis in-and-out of the the females vagina two times. The 2-pump shuffle is only official if there is no more sexual activity following the two "pumps" and the man leaves the woman hanging.
That girl is ugly! I wouldn't give her the full bang, but I'd probably give her the 2-pump shuffle for the sake of good comedy.
by Mic E.D. November 16, 2010
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filipino fist pump

One fist in the ass and one in the vag and alternate fists up and down vigorously and make karate noises while you do it
I asked that vegas hooker if she'd do a filipino fist pump, and she says it's $100 extra!
by fist_fistopherson June 09, 2011
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vacurine poop pump

its a vacume that sucks the shit right out of your ass
thanks to the vacurine poop pump i dont even have to get up out of bed ever again! thanks v.p.p
by Wirmjams November 04, 2019
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One Pump Man

Usually a term for a man who prematurely ejaculates after just one, but powerful thrust.
by Mulix February 13, 2017
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Pump and Dump

When you and your girl are banging and midway have to poop. So you are sitting on the toilet in missionary, pooping together. The Pump and dump.
Last night Cindy and I were so drunk after B Dubs, we had to Pump and Dump afterwards.
by Catastrophic ASS Blaster July 31, 2016
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