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Pool Skimming

When you fish all the shit out of a man’s creampied asshole.
Dude 1: “yo why did you need to buy extra toothpaste?”
Dude 2: “oh yo I’m going pool skimming later, wanna link up?”
Dude 1: “aight, don’t talk to me again bro”
by Monkey Shagger April 1, 2025
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Cleaning the gene pool

When a lady of leasure, a hooker, goes to a dentist to get her teeth cleaned she has many semen specimens in her mouth so she goes to the dentist monthly to clean the gene pool
That lady went to the dentist again for cleaning the gene pool out her teeth
by Qlesbo April 6, 2025
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Pooling

Verb. - Being a smug, bald, little man intentionally arguing in bad faith or playing dumb.
"I wear a beanie to cover my baldness" - Tim Pool
"I'm drowning in the pool" - Someone getting mad when Tim is pooling all over the place
by Captain Bucket April 11, 2025
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Pool-Netting

A sexual act in which multiple participants all stuff their testicles into one recipients anus/vagina, with the goal of fitting as many in as possible.
"You should come to Tanya's house on Wednesday she thinks she can set a new record for pool-netting."
by JamiesJam May 4, 2025
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Salt water pool

Slang term for the NSFW side of the internet.
by JYKowalski May 7, 2025
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HighRise Pool Hooker

When a slick woman or a group of slick women go from one new high rise pool to another, usually in a metropolitan town similar to AustinTX, in search of looking cool on their Instagram and or seeking a wealthy male to seduce and rob.
Tommy: Dude check out those hot chicks over at the far end of the pool they are hot!

Mike: Brother steer clear of them, they are HighRise Pool Hookers. They are searching for validation and the money in your wallet.

Tommy: I thought they looked familiar.

Mike: Yea next week they will probably be at the grand opening of the Four Seasons Residences pool side.
by AwesomeTexaz May 21, 2025
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pooling

1. (verb) To scroll so long your brain seems to leak out through your ears and lay in a damp pool around you.

2. (noun) pooler

Tone is usually self-depricating or mildly derogatory.
1. Guys I'm pooling right now.
1. He's been pooling for hours...one of us should say something, right?
1. Stop pooling you need to lock-in!

2. He's actually such a pooler.
by Squid_girl2 June 3, 2025
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