Barack's first name

An unsolvable riddle that puzzled leading scientists and inventors for millions of years equivalent to the Obamas last name conundrum. Scientists have officially labeled it a "tough nut to crack"

Person 1: "Do you know what Barack's first name is?"
Person 2:" w h a t?"

by https://docs.google.com/presen October 8, 2019

My Names Elmer

A word that elmer uses to describe his name in the series of elliot goes to school.

Other people use this to describe their name to.

Person 1: Whats your name?
Person 2: My names Elmer

How Elmer from elliot goes to school says it
Person 2: MY NAMES...ELMER!!

by The Shiny Charizard February 14, 2014

Boaster named Bean

A small child who often boasts about his physical and mental prowess.

Mom was mad because Manny was acting like a Boaster named Bean.

by GuphrameDingnastyBean June 25, 2022

Bible Name Bingo

When someone asks for ideas for a name for a baby or pet, get the Bible and your favorite book with characters (if your favorite is a series, get a book from the series). For each round open each book to a random spot and write down the first name you spot. (Disclude the names Jesus, God, Lucifer and Satan). After you play as many rounds as you want, choose the names you think would be best to give to the name givers.

Mom: Your cousin is having a baby, and wants some name ideas
Son: Ill get my bible and Harry Potter book, we'll play Bible Name Bingo and find ideas.

by foodboy96 February 21, 2017

does it have a name

When someone is giving attitude for no reason or seems mad

“Does it have a name?” Is referring that something is up their ass

by AnimeFlour August 13, 2019

name definition writer

Absolute fucking retard! These dickheads deserve castration for their crimes against humanity (ie retarded name definitions)! They have a tendency to think that ANY word, phrase, or acronym is a person’s name! Example “Gonad is the sweetest kindest man you’ll ever meet. He is not always a man however, sometimes he may be a freakish tranny. But he’ll always have the best laugh!” These people are brain dead imbeciles. A name does not determine your personality, douches!

Name definition writer is the most pathetic human you will ever meet. He is a total dumb ass. He resides in his parents basement until the age of 48. Run far, far away when you meet him!

by Biden is a dick January 10, 2023

self-named princess

A girl who names herself and parades around like she deserves special treatment or attention.

My friend Sarah is such a self-named princess.

That girl just was just crowned self-name princess

by matt1125 April 2, 2009