mario

a fucking idiot, but he also has a small dick. Mario will never pull a girl in his life. Mario will forever be alone

"OMG Mario is such a loser, you don't want to be a Mario."

by lopez_mario_4 June 13, 2024

Amiibo Mario

A Mario Amiibo in a wedding suit (Super Mario Odessey)

I used my Amiibo Mario on Amiibo tap on my WiiU and it gave me Super Mario Bros.

by nothign nothing nothing notthi September 16, 2022

mario

is a plumber that cleans your crappy toilet and leave with out mainly fix things

Mario wont clean shit my dude

by bigfatttitity November 7, 2018

Mario

All I can say is that you may not realize but he is falling for a girl name daisy he a whole different guy when he with her he never wants to let go over her he would fight for her even if he's a fuck boy daisy is always on his mind

Mario is such a fuck boy

Yeah but you should see him when he's around daisy

by Robeca1 June 15, 2018

Mario

You think he will be italian but then you meet him and he's a short egyptian with a hefty beard.

"woah who's that"
"Mario"

by peepepepepepee October 9, 2022

blurry mario

A very unattractive girl.

"Hey man I was super drunk last night and made out with a blurry Mario"
"Ew gross bro!"

by rentit69 August 9, 2018

mario

T ̨̛̖̓͛̇̓̅̎͗͂̊̃̿͋̐̾̕͝͠H ̢̨̢̨̛̭̻̣̥͓̫̤͎̒͋̎̈́̊̋͒̃̏̎̑̽̏̚̕A ̥̰̻̬̼̪̈́̔̿̓͒̉̆́̊͐̓͆͛͊̂͝N ̙̤̬̙̑̒́̽̾̂̎͆̉̾̈́͌͑͌̐̉̈́̇͑̽K̴̡͎͎͚͙̺̞̗̙̰̥͚̭̩̃̔͑̓͐̏̈̃̉́̅͑̽͒́̋̎͗̾̃̕͘͜͝ ̡͕̤͖͍̱̲̰̜̠̲̗̲̗̺̞̳̭̞̩̦̲̫̩̘͌͆̈́̇̈́̽̈́̅̉̀́̒̀͐̀̋̾͌͒͋̚͘͘̕̕Y ̢̧̛̰͓̩͔͎̻̰̞̗͓̤̦̲̰̗͆̓͛̀̀̅̃̏͠͠ͅO̴̻̘̘̝̫̻̖̤͉̣̻̹̜̩̳̥̞̓̈́̉͂̀̃̚͜͠Ư̶̤̮̂͋͊̑̏̎̿̇̒̂̂̃́̑͝͠ ̵̢̼̝̦̤̭̖̰̭̰̠̘̹͚̦̜͙̞̲̖̜̝̈́̐̐͆̏͊͐̏͊̃͂̐͗̏͑̀̀͌̾͋̕̕F ̧̡̛̛͖̮̜̬̱͍̱̹̺̩͓̠͎̪͓̜͓͈̞̱̩̘̇̋̀̐̀̃̑̓͋͒̋̾͒͊̒̐̈́̕ͅÕ̶̞͚̠͛̐͐͝Ṟ̴̢̧̛͓̬̟̗̯̮̲̪͕̱͆͊͑̄̆͋̄̈̈͑͋̔̈́̆̈̐̈́̿͊̓̌͜ ̵̝̼͚͎̥̭͓̞̩̘̺͙̮͉̿P ͈̲̰͖͇̯͇͉͕̓͛͐͐̾̚L̴̢͚̟̺̖̻̜̤̺̩͓͙̦͝͝A ͎̟͚̖̉̅̀̽̓͒̏͌̀͆́̈̀͒̈́͗̉́̓̐́͆̕͘Y̵̛̛̫͈̜̖̰̭̯͖̑̀̈́́̾͒͒̔̋̈́̊͐͗̒͐̈́I̴̛͈̫̘̼̜͖͕̰̙͍̯͍̙̜̜̗̅̊̽́̍̾̋̄̾̍͑̑̀̆͐̒͘̚͘̕̕͜͠ͅͅN̶̨̡̹̯̘̼͖̗̘̬̳̭͙̙͇̫̟̺͚̣̺̺̫͛̎̈́͑͜͠G̵̢͍͇͎̫̼̘̫͖̬̳̦̟̠̻̙̔͐̋̃͒̾̌̌̓͆̽͜͜͝͠ ̡̨̢͇̺͉̠̺̞̬͙̻͗́́͗͝M ̟̦̗̮̔̈̾̓̋̔̅͂̈́̒͝͝Y ̢̢̧̨̡̠͚͎̲̬̘̪̥̲͙̤̼͈͔̄ ̥̈́́̄͊̋̋́̈́Ǧ̵̨͎̹͍̱̿̈́͆͂̋́̂̈́̓̽̑͊̆̂́̀̑͐̚͘͘͝͝͠A ̨̧̝̯͉̽̽̎̾̈̓́̋̌̅͑M̵̧͈͔͍̭̩͚̮̱͓̖͚͚͎̰̘̮̮͎̋̂̔͑̄́̈̆̌̍͒̓̔͗̋̓̂̓̓͜͠Ẽ̶̤̲̫̝͔̒̽̿̎

mario wants to thank you and he says T ̨̛̖̓͛̇̓̅̎͗͂̊̃̿͋̐̾̕͝͠H ̢̨̢̨̛̭̻̣̥͓̫̤͎̒͋̎̈́̊̋͒̃̏̎̑̽̏̚̕A ̥̰̻̬̼̪̈́̔̿̓͒̉̆́̊͐̓͆͛͊̂͝N ̙̤̬̙̑̒́̽̾̂̎͆̉̾̈́͌͑͌̐̉̈́̇͑̽K̴̡͎͎͚͙̺̞̗̙̰̥͚̭̩̃̔͑̓͐̏̈̃̉́̅͑̽͒́̋̎͗̾̃̕͘͜͝ ̡͕̤͖͍̱̲̰̜̠̲̗̲̗̺̞̳̭̞̩̦̲̫̩̘͌͆̈́̇̈́̽̈́̅̉̀́̒̀͐̀̋̾͌͒͋̚͘͘̕̕Y ̢̧̛̰͓̩͔͎̻̰̞̗͓̤̦̲̰̗͆̓͛̀̀̅̃̏͠͠ͅO̴̻̘̘̝̫̻̖̤͉̣̻̹̜̩̳̥̞̓̈́̉͂̀̃̚͜͠Ư̶̤̮̂͋͊̑̏̎̿̇̒̂̂̃́̑͝͠ ̵̢̼̝̦̤̭̖̰̭̰̠̘̹͚̦̜͙̞̲̖̜̝̈́̐̐͆̏͊͐̏͊̃͂̐͗̏͑̀̀͌̾͋̕̕F ̧̡̛̛͖̮̜̬̱͍̱̹̺̩͓̠͎̪͓̜͓͈̞̱̩̘̇̋̀̐̀̃̑̓͋͒̋̾͒͊̒̐̈́̕ͅÕ̶̞͚̠͛̐͐͝Ṟ̴̢̧̛͓̬̟̗̯̮̲̪͕̱͆͊͑̄̆͋̄̈̈͑͋̔̈́̆̈̐̈́̿͊̓̌͜ ̵̝̼͚͎̥̭͓̞̩̘̺͙̮͉̿P ͈̲̰͖͇̯͇͉͕̓͛͐͐̾̚L̴̢͚̟̺̖̻̜̤̺̩͓͙̦͝͝A ͎̟͚̖̉̅̀̽̓͒̏͌̀͆́̈̀͒̈́͗̉́̓̐́͆̕͘Y̵̛̛̫͈̜̖̰̭̯͖̑̀̈́́̾͒͒̔̋̈́̊͐͗̒͐̈́I̴̛͈̫̘̼̜͖͕̰̙͍̯͍̙̜̜̗̅̊̽́̍̾̋̄̾̍͑̑̀̆͐̒͘̚͘̕̕͜͠ͅͅN̶̨̡̹̯̘̼͖̗̘̬̳̭͙̙͇̫̟̺͚̣̺̺̫͛̎̈́͑͜͠G̵̢͍͇͎̫̼̘̫͖̬̳̦̟̠̻̙̔͐̋̃͒̾̌̌̓͆̽͜͜͝͠ ̡̨̢͇̺͉̠̺̞̬͙̻͗́́͗͝M ̟̦̗̮̔̈̾̓̋̔̅͂̈́̒͝͝Y ̢̢̧̨̡̠͚͎̲̬̘̪̥̲͙̤̼͈͔̄ ̥̈́́̄͊̋̋́̈́Ǧ̵̨͎̹͍̱̿̈́͆͂̋́̂̈́̓̽̑͊̆̂́̀̑͐̚͘͘͝͝͠A ̨̧̝̯͉̽̽̎̾̈̓́̋̌̅͑M̵̧͈͔͍̭̩͚̮̱͓̖͚͚͎̰̘̮̮͎̋̂̔͑̄́̈̆̌̍͒̓̔͗̋̓̂̓̓͜͠Ẽ̶̤̲̫̝͔̒̽̿̎

by greenscreen fox the bi one December 15, 2021