football shoe

Something you use to play football with that hurts terribly when you wear it. It has plastic nail-like things at the bottom of it that can be easily used to break your foot accidentally.

Nick: Where are you going?
Wendy: To the hospital.
Nick: Why?
Samuel: Her foot broke while wearing a football shoe.

by dictionaryurbanname April 1, 2023

5 aside football

A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.

Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match

Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.

by Footballisgaybro June 4, 2021

football girlfriend

A specific female partner or life partner who is in a relationship with an athlete

Omg! Ciera, I'm the best football girlfriend ever !! I'm gonna get shirts with Cane face on them and his number .

by anonymous December 19, 2022

monkey monkey football

Another word for a three-some

The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football

by j-me lynn January 14, 2014

hybrid football

Football crossed with other sports, activities and technologies to create a new hybrid football game

Have you played Padbol yet? A hybrid football game that crosses football with tennis, squash and padel

by BillyMoss87 June 12, 2023

maroon football

When an aggie tried brown town for the first time!

Can you believe that girl let me maroon football her!

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023

Football bore

A football fan who follows you to the train station and won't shut up even though you clearly don't want to hear their opinion.

This football bore is talking bollocks.

by Middle aged rebel December 9, 2023