Give That Penis a Sandwich

A universal compliment for someones character, actions, or future well being.

Ralph Garman: Isn't Bruce Willis a great actor?

Kevin Smith: Totally, give that penis a sandwich, Ralph.

by Smodcastle September 10, 2010

Was that before or after you raped him?

Used when one does not know how to respond to a really lame story or long drawn out explanation.

Guy A: "I took my dog for a walk today"
Guy B: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

Person 1: "Dennis and I went to blah blah blah. It was so rad, yo "
Person 2: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

by TurboTorb March 15, 2011

That dude with the guitar at a party

The douchey guy that always brings his guitar and tries to act cool at parties or other gatherings. The conversation always comes back around to the type of music that he and his band are doing now or why his taste in music is so much cooler than yours. When the focus turns to someone or something else, he starts to strum loudly on his guitar or tries to get other musicians to have an impromptu jam session so that he can be the focus again. This guy is typically one of two personality types; way over the top happy or the brooding "too cool for school" guy. For an example, see Reverend Tim-Tom from the TV show on ABC named "The Middle."

Your friend Ethan is turning into "that dude with the guitar at a party."

by RevTimTom June 28, 2013

That's gonna be a no from me, dog

When something said is so incredibly stupid and tasteless that you have nothing else to respond

Famously attributed to Randy Jackson in American Idol, though he has never said it

13 year old: *Says something edgy and unfunny*
"That's gonna be a no from me, dog"

by NoNoNoNoNoNoHellNo December 23, 2019

this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

@JUSTJOOO

*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

by gawkgawk147 May 20, 2023

Slap a beard on that ho

To have intercourse with a woman, and fill to give her so much testosterone in the process that she then proceeds to grow a beard.

Now that you've taken her back to your place, its time to slap a beard on that ho.

by Jake Bry February 9, 2008

crank that gallagher

ejaculate in a chick's mouth so that they puff up with jizz, then hit her cheeks with your cock (aka the sledge-o-matic) so that it sprays all over. caution: first row audience may get wet

i was in the first row of the crank that gallagher last night and i didn't have a raincoat

by austingale March 8, 2008