swift tease

A Swift tease is when you tease an old java developer that all their server code could be written in swift in half the time

SCRUM Master: Did you Swift tease old Ben about his java code today?
iOS developer: No I'll get right on that boss

by draw87 January 4, 2017

Switch

A game played between two people.
Begin by placing the right thumb into your mouth.
Then, place your left thumb into your rectum.

The other person well then utter the phrase “switch”. At this point, switch the locations of your thumbs.

“Johnny lasted 10 rounds in switch last night.”

by Cartoonjunkies October 31, 2017

Switchback Side

The act of master bating backward on a toilet.

During 4H Exploration Days we caught Luke preforming a switchback side in the dorms. What a sight!

by Patt7298 April 15, 2020

swift

a person who is hungry af for money and has the ability to turn a lego top secret government containment facility into pay to win laser tag

guy 1: im gonna add a 1000 cash minigun
guy 2: bruh you sound like swift, what you gonna add next? a flamethrower?

by ray's child July 19, 2020

Swiftsbeatles

Usually used to describe a grown up adult (who is pushing 40 - 50 years old) obsessed with arguing with teenagers online and defending a person who will never know about its existence. A swiftsbeatles is also a chart obsessed individual without a decent musical taste and is obsessed with long gone dinosaurs like The Beatles.
Usually, associated with “jobless” and “weirdo”.

If somebody calls you that, the probably want yiu to get a job or find a hobby.

X: He really needs to get a job, arguing about sales and charts is not an actual job.
Y: Fr, he’s such a swiftsbeatles

X: ur mom
Swiftsbeatles: i’ll unfollow everyone who follows them and I mean it

by Spamandmorespam July 18, 2022

Switch

a accessory for a pistol which turns a semi automatic pistol into a automatic pistol

"hold da switch wit two hands wen u shoot it u gotta control it"

by Luh Sosa August 10, 2022

Swifty

A very annoying person who has a strange and loving obsession with Taylor Swift. They tend to have a New York accent and Kanye West is their mortal enemy.

Omg, You’re a swifty too? Taylor’s new midnight album was sooooooo (in high pitched voice) AMAZING!

by TheDictionaire April 6, 2023