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Cut Surfer Dick

A circumcised phallus belonging to that of a tanned and tatooed man who resembles an MTV reality star or a fag who works/models for Abercrombie and fitch. The short formed CSD is usually the apple of the owners eye and is looked at in very high erotic regard.
Yo dude i saw a cut surfer dick and it looked like a slim jim, oh yeah!
by Karl Chib April 3, 2009
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surfing

A style of game play in the game Counter-Strike and Counter-Strike:Source. A "Surf Map" is a map made where the goal is to "surf" on "ramps" to get to areas of the map which contain weapons. A typical ramp is shaped like "/\". To surf on this ramp you would hold the Right strafe key (D) when you are on the Left side ( / ) of the ramp, and the Left strafe key (A) when you are on the Right side ( \ ) of the ramp.
CS:S Player 1:Have you tried surfing yet?
CS:S Player 2:Yeah, it's friggin sweet!

UBER CS:S CAL Member:Fags.
by Shawn Russow February 6, 2008
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surfa

Surfer, person who rides waves in the ocean, could be Asian, Polynesian, White, little of black amount.
Yo that surfa is on the damn wave.
by DJ Maxx August 1, 2003
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sphincter surfing

A guy that likes putting his cock in other peoples buttholes.

A woman that uses a strap-on in other peoples butts.
John was sphincter surfing with Debbie on the beach.
by Vic of the North May 15, 2008
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Surfguru

Stems from annoying habit of old-dudes who surfed once maybe 20 years ago and won some minor competition and now think they have some attitude to bang on about how cool they are.
Too many to list suggested reading surfer magazine Tend to try to dress as teenagers when they are 50, hit on young chicks and drone on about how they know it all example GUY PENWARDEN
by Guy Penwarden March 9, 2005
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surface tension

When a man and a woman are about to have sex, and no matter how much foreplay is done, she is dry and he has to force his way in. Then, once he's in, she immediately is leaking like the Mississippi.
Hell yeah I banged her! But man, that was some surface tension. I almost got soft!
by TRJ229 July 18, 2009
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Surfer

Someone with the patience to sit out on the ocean for hours waiting for the right wave to come along and pick them up. No, we don't say things like "Radical dude!", "Surfs up", and walk around with longass shorts with a billabong T-shirt on and dreadlocks. That's all stereotypical and anyone who does that is a dumbass poseur and should rethink thier lives. I've been surfing 5 hours everyday day all summer (50+ days) for the past 4 years and have never seen a real surfer who does any of those things.
Poseur: Surfs up dude, Ima grab my 20 ft board and stand up out on the water!

Surfer: #### you man, these waves are only 3 ft high but I'm gonna try and ride em anyway.
by Weasel August 6, 2004
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