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Alex

A doche bag no likes rlly annoying, a jerk prob likes jerky, has no friends except his imaginary ones. Has no life is very very very very UGLY and if u think he is nice u obviously haven’t met him bc he a pain in da ass period beachhh
Hi I’m Alex and I’m a doche bag
by Bella da beach October 5, 2020
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Alex

A son of a pig. He's that mean popular kid that hates all the nerds. He's usually pretty athletic.
Popular Girl: Oh, I just love Alex.
Me: Go burn in a hole.
by Nerdy Elf June 8, 2018
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Alex

a dumbass who asks for nudes in grade 8
woah dude dont be an Alex
by big dick william October 24, 2019
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Alex

Alex is a boy despite being 18, he still acts 12.He is single handedly the most annoying person on earth and he just wants to fuck anything with legs and he's pretty awesome and I love him so back off. He's still gay as fuck. Alex goncalves, will you do me the honour of being the 36th person to suck my dick ?
by Alexs bitch February 29, 2020
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Alex

Alex is a gay nigga who likes eating dick and eats hairy anus
"I like black cock because I'm Alex"
by Dickindog69 August 11, 2019
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Alex

The biggest dumbfuck ever to live on the face of the earth. The kind of dumbass to bite his own dick off hoping it grows back bigger.
Alex just inhaled an entire can of sunscreen to get tan.
by mmm gay December 7, 2018
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Alex

A dickhead kind of friend. The one that follows you around because your his only friend the kind to not care if a girl is lesbian and to still ask her out. Yeah that’s right Alex you better be reading this bitch. The kind to talk shit about all of his only friends behind there back. The kind to organise a catfish against his best friend ‘as a joke.’ The big dick you thought you where gonna be best friends with forever. The one who ruins your birthday party because he can’t stand not being the centre of attention. He can’t stand not listening to his own shitty new music like XXXTENTACLES or not playing the games he wants to.
ALEX is a big jerk with a tiny dick.
by TOMMY_is_big_cool August 4, 2019
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