monkey status

Dead. a state of lifelessness

yo son, i ran into gomez the other day. he was all trying to step, so i shot his ass and left the mother fucker monkey status in the street

by G-thong September 6, 2004

forty status

a status,invented by mexicans named mark,or way of partying, in which you roll with fortys. In other words, when everyone partakes in forty ounce malt liquor beverages.

"yo, we're rollin forty status tonight, the corner store has Hurricanes and King Cobras for a dolla therty nine"

by D-Z July 16, 2006

MLB status

means being at the top of your game. MLB stands for major league beasts, only the best of the best can obtain such a high level, a higher level does not exist. Originally coined by Michael, Brandon, and Luis this illusive status is what many strive for and few succeed

guy to friend: "Damn bro lets leave, that dude over there is on MLB status"

by likenoneother September 7, 2010

Zombie Status

When someone revives an old status by commenting on it when no one else has commented on it for an extended amount of time.

Bob: I saw your Mom zombie status you on Facebook last night.

Ted: Yeah. That status she commented on was over a year old!

by HockeyMonkey44 November 27, 2010

indirectly direct status

A status of any sort directed at someone without mentioning names so that everyone else can see it. This often leads to rebuffed attempts of sympathy from anyone not involved.

John posts a status: thanks a lot, you've completely ruined everything.

Jane comments on his status: what's up?

John replies: never mind

Jenny comments in the status: this is an indirectly direct status!

by Ophooo September 17, 2013

Baller status

The act of cumming on a person's face after having sex with them vigorously.
Permission must be granted without asking before the deed is done. Then and only then has baller status been achieved.

Chad Cheung totally achieved baller status when he came upon that small child's face

by BIGBOI[814] March 30, 2009

ninja status

To do an activity or chore in the style of a ninja. The way a ninja would do it. Hiyaa!

We gotta get our homework done ninja status!!!

by Darby & McKenna June 30, 2008