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Squeez Bacon

No, I did leave the 'e' off on purpose,

Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
With Squeez Bacon, I don't have to worry about having the bacon undercooked.
by gokillifysomething December 24, 2010
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squeegee method

The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".
1.

Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.

2.

...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
by zlh5009 September 19, 2011
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squeezy queef

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.
Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"
by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011
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Squeegee

Someone who only watches romantic comedies/slice of life or romance anime's and refuses to watch other anime's because they don't find them interesting since they don't have romance in them.
Mitchell: I cant wait to watch this romance anime!

Bret: Shut the fuck up you fucking squeegee.
by BitchYouGuessedIt September 27, 2014
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squeefe

Female equivalent of a shart, pronounced Squee-fay, when a woman queefs and urinates at the same time. Comes from the words squirt and queef.
She squeefed (squee-fayed) in my face.
by zjones529 February 23, 2015
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squeegemonster

A man who is notorious for his constant desire to poke another man in the eye with his penis
Jason is an absolute squeegemonster
by bigcockfratelli March 30, 2015
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Squeegee

When a person who typically wears dentures removes their dentures to give a blow job and drags their gums along the shaft.
"Betty squeegeed that dick like a dirty window."
by Sage Jay September 16, 2016
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