Cuntely Cunt Song

A jovial song that is often sung in the style of any popular well known melody or song. The words however must only contain the words 'cuntely' or 'cunt'.

The Cuntely Cunt song is often performed by very bored or pissed up wankers who find it amusing to inflict these songs on unsuspecting members of the public.

Anyone who performs a 'cuntely cunt' song will be known amongst friends and peers as a really cool bloke.
An example would be to change the words of 'burn burn burn, the ring of fire' to a 'cuntely cunt song version..... 'cunt cunt cunt, cuntely cuntely, cuntely'
by Used Car Bruce May 28, 2022
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old song marathon

A rite of passage done by internet users regularly in which they spend a lot of time searching and listening to a bunch of songs they forgot they loved, because life sucks nowadays and nobody wants to admit it.
I just went on an old song marathon and found that song by The Wanted. I forgot they existed!
by helloitsunknown August 25, 2022
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NITI song

a song in which the singer is not well known and is a male, the song is relaxing and somewhat depressing
person 1: dude, i just heard that NITI song on that surfing TF2 server
person 2: damn, we really do live in a society
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The perfect song

Person 1: Yo what's the perfect song

Person 2: Gusty Garden Galaxy
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song emergency

A sudden unforeseen composition that calls for immediate action from an artist or band. A musical state of crisis triggered when a composer plays a hit song or demo for the first time and the listener is blown away. A crescent-fresh jam resulting in an urgent need for people to hear it as soon as possible.
“Now that’s a jam! We better call someone. This is a song emergency!”

“I’ve heard some of your other songs but ‘Ladybug’ is a Song Emergency. That groove blew me away. Forget the album. Drop the single..”
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Teh Song Xian

he is the person literally typing this out

he is typing out his own name because he couldn't find his name in the urban dictionary

this name is just that rare 🍇
Yo , that's the kid who couldn't find his name on urban dictionary cuz it's so rare . I think his name is Teh Song Xian.
by icksoa December 01, 2021
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