snatchems

Term exclamed during the act of taking something belonging to someone else, usually while they are in the vicinity. Often the item is immediately returned, unless it is food, as in someone's last slice of pizza. Use a voice an octave or two higher than your normal speaking voice whilst exclaming.

Also, mainly, snatchums.

Bob goes to John's fridge and takes the last beer while exclaiming "snatchems!"

by Carter July 13, 2004

snatchalater

A guy who asks for a bj and promises to give
you oral in return, but never does.

Ed didn't return the favor last night. He's such a snatchalater.

by Darrenteed June 9, 2007

snatch cakin

Verb; the act of performing oral sex on a female.

Tim is well known for his snatch cakin abilities.

by sean stewart May 12, 2008

Snatch gannet

A human male who enjoys pursuing hot females for the purposes of sex. Similar to a poonhound.

My mate Phil is such a snatch gannet.

by CoCo25 January 16, 2010

snatch hatchet

Much like whipped... when someone is ruled by their female counterpart. Meaning he or she does whatever the other (the Snatch Hatchet) pleases in any and all situations for fear of losing said snatch.

She totally laid down the snatch hatchet on him tonight!

by Drinkin_in_TX December 27, 2010

Snatch n' Stuff

When a virgin guy is trying to have sex with his girlfriend without very much success. After poking around for quite a while the girl becomes fed up and grabs the man's dick and stuffs it in her vag.

Girl 1: Yeah I had sex with Jason

Girl 2: How'd it go

Girl 1: Not well at first

Girl 2: Why is that

Girl 1: Because he couldn't find the right hole, so I had to snatch n' stuff his dick inside

Girl 2: Ooooohh *snickers*

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

Snatch Drought

The process in which a male penis momentarily exits a wet vagina, only to find on re-entry it's like hitting dry wall or drought like conditions.

OMG I've just hit a dry wall!!! WTF happened?

Sorry babe, I'm experiencing a temporary snatch drought.

by reido1974 August 3, 2011