about as smart as a bag full of dead babies

Lacking intelligence. Showing no common sense.

My team is about as smart as a bag full of dead babies.

by BackEntryBananza August 6, 2010

Smart fart

Smart fart: A person who knows they are about to let rip a very noisy fart will cough loudly so as to disguise the sound of the fart, quite often in rhythmical time to the blasts and, if very clever, will be in key too.

"We had no idea my uncle had farted as all we heard was his coughing, unfortunately his wry smile and the smell gave it away...so he admitted to his smart fart"

by robsielea October 29, 2008

smart girl

Some girls are smart because they put cheets in their bras so that the teachers dont know that they are cheeting on tests

My girl friend is a smart girl cause she cheets on the test without the teachers knowing.

by mrunner December 12, 2008

Smart Bitch with Dim Balls

A bitch whose balls ironically and unfortunately didn't glow like her accent and style,and she is so fed up with Society,culture and routine sex...

ohhh,she'll never make it till the ultimate climax,coz she is a Smart Bitch with Dim Balls

by Shane Norwasky June 15, 2010

smartass'dness

its a word

a blatant display of "smartass'dness"

by notdon June 3, 2003

Smart

A black chick hooked up with a white guy. Opposite of Mud Shark.

Who is that SMART girl hooked up with John?

by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 22, 2009

smart

soome prick-ass who thinks they know everything but is probably gonna get fucked up when there 16 b/c they want to be cool.

ashley is smart

by Anonymous March 27, 2003