sloppy seconds

when a girl is fucked in her twat and is cummed in,then she is dooked up her kooch again after that the second person who fucked her has gotten "sloppy seconds"

I got sloppy seconds from the prostitue cus shes such a slut.

by sean d September 27, 2004

sloppyjoe

vomiting on a dick while giving head


Background: Malcolm

My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe

by Malcolm July 2, 2004

sloppy wrist

A wrist that has been slit, most likely with a razor.

Gedion's has a sloppy wrist. Could he be depressed?

by blakroc July 18, 2011

Sloppy Garrett

A Sloppy Garrett is the flawless combination of the "Chili Dog" and the "Cincinnati Bow-tie".

Simply, after sodomizing a woman's asshole, you reverse titty-fuck her. Positioning yourself so your nuts are on her chin, your asshole is in her nose, and your cock (still having fecal matter on it) is sliding in between her breasts, resembling a Chili Dog. The woman needs at least C cup for this to work properly, preferably a D cup sized breasts.

"Oh no! The Sloppy Garrett got everywhere! There's such a mess! Whatever am I to do?"

by The Sloppiest Garrett October 4, 2008

Sloppy Penguin

Slapping a girls' vag while eating her out.

yeah.. don't do it.

ex: dude I totally gave my girl the sloppy penguin last night.. and she broke up with me today..
what I do wrong?

by DrunkCOnvOS December 18, 2008

Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds is what a guy gets if he fucks an asshole shortly after any other guy has plowed and seeded it when he juiced in the fuckee's tube.

Matt doesn't like Sloppy Seconds, so when some of our friends drop by our room, he insists on being the first to juice himself in my asshole!

by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021

Sloppy Joanne

When a male is giving a chick anal, but before he proceeds to penetrate her, she takes a huge mother fucking shit, and then without wiping her asshole, the male inserts his cock and uses her shit as lubrication

Person A: "There was no lubrication"
Person B: "How'd you fuck her then, man?"
Person A: "I just gave her a sloppy joanne"

by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006