steam boats

Scottish terminology for being drunk.

"Well, I was once out at a local pub watching an Irish band, had too many whiskeys, and got steam boats."

by Steven, credit to Molly May 24, 2008

steaming your guinea pig

Taking matters into your own hands

It is needed for steaming your guinea pig.

by mr. mere bohnen September 2, 2009

McDowell Steam Towel

When in a sauna you take a shit on a towel, and let it sit for approximately 2 hours. Once its all steamed up and wet with shit. you the scissors position with partner and ram the shit steam towel into her vagina like a nail being hammered into wood. After being completely rammed in there you follow it up with the Alabama hot pocket.

jocktown: o dude last night was so hardcore!
butt nugget: Really? what did u end up doing?
Jocktown: niomi and i hooked up!
Butt nugget: how far did u take it?
Jocktown: i took it all the way! i gave her the McDowell Steam Towel! she even asked for it herself!

by CYACLAY December 20, 2008

ass steam

When you get fucked up the ass hardcore and it causes so much friction that your rectum begins to steam.

Dude, I fucked Candi up the ass so hard last night and she was blowing ass steam EVERYWHERE!

by Curtrick May 29, 2008

Arkansas Steamer

An Arkansas Steamer is an extra large, extra stinky cat turd, whose odor will gag you, make your eyes water and may cause you to lose your balance.

An Arkansas Steamer is an extra large, extra stinky cat turd, whose odor will gag you, make your eyes water and may cause you to lose your balance.

by The Compost Man March 4, 2009

Brooklyn Steamboat

when a girls sucking your cock underneath a blanket, so you fart and she has to come up for fresh air.

She wasn't giving good hed so i gave her a brooklyn steamboat.

by Someguysfirstname April 8, 2004

carpet steamer

A girl in the act of masturbating with a shower head.

Gina was one hell of a carpet steamer.

by J00mama May 30, 2006