telling secrets

Farting

(4 guys riding in a car together)
One in the back seat rolls his window down.
Driver - "Are you telling secrets back there richard?"

by cal daily January 20, 2011

Dirty little secret (DLS)

a forum dedicated to stalk, bash and leak content of various artists.

-Did you see the new photos up at Dirty little secret (DLS)?
-yeah man, damn those creepers sure know how to stalk!

by Johnny Manhood February 21, 2010

victoria's secret model

Those perfect bitches that show as much body as possible to shame you.

I do t ever want to be like one of those Victoria's Secret models.

by Harambewillneverdie July 11, 2017

security area 10

codeword from bar-room speak, means : 'watch out, there's a hot person entering the bar!' .

bartender: security area 10, here comes a stunner! .

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

mall security

The fags that think they are badass real cops that ban you from the mall, arrest you, and send you to jail.

mall security banned me from the mall for a year and arrested me.

by Just an Angry Person November 2, 2009

level 5 security clearance

derived from military security levels for access to classified info. i use it on a person or persons who needs permission before they are allowed to speak based on past experiences of saying the stupidest shit you've ever heard; use it especially on those who have a tendency to speak before thinking; i put 5 because thats the highest level i've heard in the army but you can use any number depending on how stupid the remark and your friends or random people are.

after she asked "how do you know when volcanoes are active" anferny and i determined she required a level 5 security clearance before being allowed to ask questions again.

by nani pilikia February 20, 2005

Secret Handshake

With a full-zip jacket, get an erection and place it in one sleeve of the jacket. you then place that sleeve in the zipper of your pants and slightly zip it. carry the jacket to her in a non-obvious way, and offer it to her. she then places her hand in the sleeve as you hold it for her, and she gets a handful of juicy cock.

Its was a cold day so i decided so i decided to warm you up with a secret handshake

by Sharen Cox October 16, 2008