A Saige Mercer (Abscess)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Saige Mercer (Abscess)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

Suwannee Sage

When a person continues to rep suwannee throughout their entire life and eats there everyday

Dang! That guy 'D. Kane' is a total Suwannee Sage, walkin' around with that crazy green box!

by bluesand8 January 13, 2026

Im_stupid_sage

A very dumb person who can't spell or read

Go follow me @ im_stupid_sage on tik tok

by Stupid_sage October 27, 2021

7.62 Sage

The goat of Gen Z

ay you heard what 7.62 sage said?

oh yea hes a goat

by The Darkest knight September 17, 2022

The Great Sadge

The year 2020 was the start of The Great Sadge, everything was just sadge and it has continued since the writing of this definition, hopefully The Great Sadge will now end.

Connor: "What do you mean that's a meta? It doesn't make sense it's like saying The Great Sadge!"
Joey and Garnt: (laughing)

by UrbanizedLegend November 10, 2022

The Queef Sage

The lord and protector of queefs. He ensures all women have the right and privilege queef as they see fit. He also protects a woman's right to enhance her queef experience.

My husband hates when I queef loudly at family functions. Fortunately The Queef Sage came to him in vision and righted his arrogance.

by THE American Dan February 19, 2026

the beard of the ancient Chinese sage

When someone is giving you head, and just before ejaculating you push it all the way down their throat causing a cough at the moment of ejaculation that makes the semen fly from their mouth to their chin like the beard of an ancient Chinese sage.

The other day I ejaculated down my girlfriend's throat and the result was that she looked like she had the beard of the ancient Chinese sage

Lately I've been feeling more sexually active and have a more open mind; I think I want to try a Ancient chinese sage's beard.

by Cambumbo March 24, 2026