San Jose Foos

A collective that is on multiple social media platforms that exclusively covers news, events, memes, and culture in San Jose, California.

Did you see that last post from San Jose Foos?

Yeah, bro don't miss.

by CultureDefined August 14, 2023

San Francisco 49ers

Simply the best team in the NFL. We boast: 5 super bowl rings (about to get a sixth), the best defense, insane running game, and much more!!!!!

Random person #1: Hey, I was at the game last weekend and got to see the San Francisco 49ers kick the Seahawks asses!!
Random person #2: Yeah dude it was pretty sweet, I must say.
Random person #1: I think we've got this super bowl!
Random person #2: Fuck yeah brotha!! Time to add on to that collection of rings!

by jay gee January 19, 2023

San Fran Steamer

Taking a public shit in a public place with no repercussions

Im going to take a San Fran Steamer On Pelosi's driveway.

by Reverend Paul Jones December 8, 2020

San Francisco Sand

Small fragments of safety glass left on the street after an auto break-in. It is said that there are more grains of sand on San Francisco streets than there are stars in the nighttime sky. Like the stars, they glitter.

It's best not to park on a street covered with San Francisco sand. You don't want your car broken into.

by Eclectic Lawyer September 11, 2023

Jack-u san

Jack-u san means the person who has spent most money on roblox. Likes bad memes and sends them to others

"You can become Jack-u san by spending $1 million on roblox"
"Jack-u san keeps sending me bad memes"

by This is my actuallly real name February 4, 2019

San Jose Mullet

An individual that has a mullet, believes it's in style, and regularly gets it permed.

Have you seen the chief? She's always had a San Jose Mullet.

by Soldier309 June 16, 2016

San Francisco Steambath

An explosive diarrhea bowel movement in the outdoors, preferably over a pile of snow in the dead of winter.

Pull over by that snow pile. I gotta take a San Francisco Steambath

by Pigjigglo January 23, 2012