Sam Hizzy

An overall great guy. Usually nice, but is easily irritated by people he doesn't like. He is also generally very smart, funny, kind, compassionate, and very lovable, but can be shy around girls. If you are able to find one you should consider yourself lucky for they're one of a kind, and you should try to keep on and let them wrap their arms around you and spoon you till you fall asleep.

Bro Sam Hizzy is so cool.

by xxSam_Hizzyxx October 8, 2018

Sam Titzer

A degenerate bookie who has suffered from gambling addiction and is trying to break even from his bi-weekly paychecks at the local car wash and bonuses from his illegal gambling website.

Dude this kid Sam Titzer is such a degenerate he sold his soul to the slot machines.

by ghat January 17, 2023

Sam the Ham

The winner of all and the fastest pig in the world

RUN SAM THE HAM RUN

by Mistysocks August 25, 2022

sams choppa

a massive choppa that destroys all pussies especially sam kents mother

oh look at sams choppa its a massive choppa

by anonymous December 5, 2022

Sam Donelson

Gayest person in the world, loves men, thinks he is good at basketball

me: You are such a sam Donelson

Friend: eww I’m not gay

by Niceperson2022 March 7, 2022

Sam Milner

World famous star of 'Scat Attack 3'

Jesus, Sam Milner was covered in shit in that scene

by SMilner69 December 31, 2017

Sam Holman

If you know a sam Holman he may seem nice but is actually a total asshat! He starts drama and blames it on other people. Wow such a asshat

Have you met Sam Holman?
No
He’s such a asshat

by Yeeter my meeter January 10, 2019