2 definitions by Samuel Todd

a person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of committing war crimes against children under the age of 5. Alternatively a Sam Todd is a beta male who is so aesthetically displeasing that when a person sees them they immediately gouge out their eyes at the sight of him having sexual intercourse with 3 big guys in his tight pussy.
Omg I saw Sam Todd on the weekend and now I have to bleach my eyes.
by Samuel Todd February 7, 2023
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A person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of molesting children. Or a person who is very ginger and aesthetically offensive to look at.
You are such a fucking Sam Todd today especially because of how you touched my little sister yesterday.
by Samuel Todd February 7, 2023
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