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speculate to accumulate

A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.
"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
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McCluskey Special

While behind your partner having sex in the doggy style fashion (either vaginal or anal), the partner fucking (top) reaches up and tases (with either a TASER or stun gun) their partner in the side of the neck as they ejaculate. Giving them both an electrifying orgasm and a jolt of energy for a second round.
Last night I gave the wife a McCluskey Special right in the neck… it really shocked the hell out of her.
by hotshotmpls September 9, 2006
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hershey special

During anal sex, the male ejaculates inside the womans anus, he then sucks it out orally (ass to mouth) while she takes a shit. he then performs a "rainbow kiss" like act to transfer the shitcum then the female inserts the shitcum inside the mans anus by blowing orally.
"Dude! Jacob gave that bitch a hershey special"
by casy November 15, 2007
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cheese special

A local delicacy from the town of Workington. A piece of bread is very lightly toasted and then buttered. Slices of cheese are cut (preferably Red Leicester) nice and thickly and then placed upon the bread. The work-in-progress is then put in the microwave for around 30 seconds so the cheese is melted. A healthy dose of tomato sauce is then applied, and the entire concoction is folded in half for eating pleasure.
God, I'm so stoned I would love a cheese special right about now!
by Rosie Gyles August 18, 2008
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rectum spectrum

The range of frequencies one's rectum emits after massive ingestion of pickled elder gnome scrotums. However, one must be doted with the capacity of anal intrudership to qualify for rectal wavelength emission.
Ah shit, it's Lothario. That guy's such an arrogant, anal intruding piece of shit... What? Did you say he frequently ingests massive amounts of pickled elder scrotums? That guy's rectum must emit enough radiation to turn your face into the ass of a maggot. (rectum spectrum)
by The Flaps Fairy November 8, 2009
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ilan special

Sticking a finger in your partners butt while caressing their balls.
Guy 1:how’d it go with your girl last night?
Guy2: she gave me the Ilan special !!!
by The reallllly cool September 4, 2019
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Battlefield 2: Special Forces

Battlefield 2, except with a few different weapons, new skins and silly accents.

Also, more green.
"Here at EA, we strive to make the BF2 Multiplayer even more frustrating in Battlefield 2: Special Forces, by introducing numerous little gizmos dangerous in the hands of every new player. Flashbangs to fuck everyone up, tear gas to make a dumb person cry as their computer's graphics suddenly warp, zip lines to turn everyone into 007, and grappling hooks that would hold the most avid, wanna- be Batman Battlefield 2-er. Also, more terrorists."
by TheJerkRoscoe July 18, 2007
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