SOFT

When a person copies and pastes a dad joke, especially from social media such as twitter

My uncle thought he was smooth with the jokes… turns out he’s just SOFT

by oogabooga57 January 10, 2022

Soft

Isaiah Sedillos

Isaiah Sedillos: A man who is very sensitive, soft, and emotionally open. Not afraid to cry, weep uncontrollably, and express feeling.

by SweetCeceD66 November 29, 2018

Soft Machine

A close-ranged stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 that attacks using it's sword, and attacks its target by deflating them. Zucchero is the stand user of Soft Machine.

ABBACHIO: Watch out, Soft Machine has attacked Narancia!

by johnbeanpotter September 30, 2022

Soft-Cock

1. Someone that is a little bitch and a pussy
2. A really nice and gentle rooster that is well-behaved

1. If you don't punch a cop in the dick you're a Soft-Cock
2. That is a really well-behaved Soft-Cock

by SUB!!! 2!!! PEWDIEPIE!!! January 23, 2019

"soft drink" water-saver rule

The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.

Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.

by QuacksO October 15, 2018

Soft

Powdered cocaine.
Rocked up cocaine is hard, powdered cocaine is soft, get it?

Dude-“Yo, you got any of that soft??”

Dealer-“Nahh, I gotta re-up. Got plenty of hard though.”

Dude-“Ah, shit, I’m good. That shit makes fiends.”

by AnonyMystery69 May 3, 2022

soft

When a pussy falls from the sky on your head

the pussy was soft

by JOJOJOJOJOJJOJO February 18, 2020