sackllah

n. the coolest person that you know. Sackllahs have authority and know how to use it. With their stunning good looks, boyish charm, intimidating physique, and superhuman intelligence, sackllahs demand attention and respect from their inferior peers. To become a sackllah, one needs years and years of training as well as the hairiest bush the world has ever seen

v. A sackllah's way of showing his authority. To accomplish this, a sackllah will grab his ball sack (scrotum) and then proceed to chant "lah lah lah lah lah" in a melodic fashion. After this is performed, time stands still, and the sackllah demonstrates his supremacy.

n. Once the sackllah stepped into the war zone, all involved were compelled to lay down their arms and show their allegiance to the mighty sackllah.

v. At sackllah training camp, the head sackllah performed the sackllah to quell the group of disobedient sackllahs in training.

by samuello June 14, 2010

Sack Searching

The act or process of searching someone’s sack or large bag. No homo.

Attention fellow community, I am about to commit the act or process of sack searching. Thank you for understanding.

by Super succ 07 June 3, 2018

Tap the Sack

The act of running your penis dry of semen; similar to the tapping of a keg. Masturbating.

"I'm kind of bored right now, I think I'm gonna go tap the sack"

Or

"Man, I beat off so much today, my sack is tapped" (past tense)

by Fatcat0006 October 21, 2010

Holy Shit Snacks

1. Slight variation on Holy Shit.
2. Pam's favorite curse word on the television show "Archer." First appearing in the episode entitled "Training Day"

Cheryl: Hey Pam, check this out!
Pam: Holy Shit Snacks!
Malory: We have snacks?

by howdyneighbor April 10, 2011

Snackbar

A derogatory nickname for Islamic Extremists & ISIL members, originating from the term "Allahu Ackbar," which was then bastardized into "Aloha Snackbar."

Can be used in reference to piss-poor rifle marksmanship/form, incorrect handling of explosive ordinance, and most other amateurish pseudo-military activities.

Ahmed got on to Amazon and bought bomb components and a D.I.Y. AK-47 kit. I think he wants to be a snackbar.

Sam, what the fuck are you doing shooting your rifle from the hip like that? I didn't know you were a snackbar.

by anton-xt April 25, 2016

lying sack of shit

n. (metaphorical, yet, often simultaneously literal) one who habitually and effortlessly utters falsehoods in a most blatant and profane manner, all the while maintaining a lackadaisical appearance of ingenuousness; despite, or perhaps, due to the fact that their entire corporeal membrane is filled to bursting with an inexhaustible supply of foul, though nitrogen-rich fecal mendacities waiting to be excreted into their victims' ears

I can't believe you'd give any credence to anything that lying sack of shit says!

(insert name of any living politician or other person who wants something from you here) is a lying sack of shit!

by GM July 21, 2003

Paranormal Snacktivity

When an anonymous person or persons eats a noticable amount of the snacks in your house; and nobody fesses up when parents/siblings get pissed off and the issue is adressed. A great excuse to get your family off your ass.

Sister: Where the hell did all of the oreos go?

Me: i dont know.

Mom: Bullshit, you're the one who had friends over last night! I just bought those oreos yesterday morning!

Me: Looks to me like some paranormal snacktivity..

Everyone: Ahh.. I see..

by indie_indeed March 3, 2011