Simonah

Simonah or Simona is a name given to the female of the Human species. Persons bestowed / christened with this name often imbibe the personality traits associated with this name. These traits include:

(a) Dirty mind: Their minds are dirty af. They will find a lewd meaning or interpret a harmless sentence as lewd, especially in a group chat.

(b) Spontaneous Combustion: They may spontaneously combust with their sudden anger.

(c) Thirst: They are very thirsty people, infact, there is a beer named "Thirsty Simona".

(d) Forgetful: They forget important facts you told them 20 minutes back.

Also, they are actually Simons, but by accident they are Simona

Stop saying dirty things Jared, stop being a Simonah!

by Bhalumahesh November 23, 2021

Simonay

The best person on earth they have a god complex and are careing love cats and dogs and the name is seen in the Bible

Person 1 : oh hey its simonay aren't they so cool

Person 2 : yeah they are

by Simonay <3 January 10, 2022

Simonee

He is the only god
He farted out the multiverse an infinite amount of years ago

He takes the form of a iguana as we cannot comprehend the his true form

He fought bully magiure over a morbillion years ago however he was only able to imprison him in the middle of the multiverse but in order to help him defeat him you must pray to him in order to reach out salvation

I love the almighty simonee

by The Pope of simoneeism June 27, 2022

Simonas Pliauskys

Amazing lad, very funny, Top celebrity, Famous Lithuanian, follow bambayy (his tiktok)

"Damn, did you heart the news about simonas Pliauskys" - LeBron James

"He is some annoyance y'know that" - Evan the Tank engine

"Shush Train man" - Ms Bennett

by Urabangod October 17, 2023

SimonStopidian

guy that's really funny and ermm has very original content that cracks many people up.

someone tell SimonStopidian to help me get to 100 community members.

by ooferthesubwoofer November 5, 2023

joe simonds

A trash can that is alive and kills peoples feelings

Man I hate that guy, he is definitely Joe Simonds.

by Kyle Santoriello April 6, 2017

Haley Simons

she is a complete dumbass sometimes but she can also be very sweet. The type of girl that makes you feel lucky to have her in your life, and is one of the most beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. She can make you speechless and your jaw drops the second she walks in. Haley is a one in a lifetime girl❤️

Haley Simons is the most perfect human being ever

by erulccm nai June 2, 2019